The new Conan has finally found a lead. You might find it hard to believe but the new lead shares a LOT of similarities with Arnold.

Roland Kickinger

• is born in Austria (check)
• has been a pro bodybuilder (check)
• probably sports a thick Austrian accent (check)

I guess the list could go on and on. I could imagine someone from Nu Image is having a DUH moment right now. They’ve looked everywhere but the one place where Arnolds are born and bred. They gotta be careful though, so that photos of him in skinny jeans don’t surface anytime soon.