Review: Lord of War

Lord of War starring Nicolos CageLord of War is not the kind of movie that I’d normally review. It has a big movie star, Nick Cage, and quite a sizeable budget. Normally, I’d like to review indie flicks Broken Flowers or Lost in Translation.

The reason I sit down to write something about it is simple: it’s a Cinderella story for the director.

The director, Andrew Niccol, is a New Zealander who moved to London and started producing TV ads. He wanted to do movies that “are longer than 60 seconds” so that’s how he ended up in LA. His first screenplay was The Truman Show. Adding Jim Carrey to the roster boosted the budget to over $60M so Niccol had to step down as director. His next screenplay was the modest Gattaca which he got to direct because the budget was about $20M.

Obviously he’s proven a lot with Gattaca because Lord of War has a 40M+ budget. You might think there’s plenty of action to be bought for 40M+ but you’ll be wrong. The movie is not so much about violence as it’s about the middle man in arms dealing.

Enter Yuri Orlov (Nicolas Cage) and his cocaine-addicted brother, Vitaly Orlov (Jared Leto). At the beginning of the movie they’re spending time in their family-run restaurant in Little Odessa. Little Odessa is too small for Yuri so he moved from food to arms. He quickly moves from Uzis to AK47s and then come tanks and attach helicopters.

There are some interesting “encounters” with an FBI agent (Ethan Hawke). “Encounters” because they seem to be there for purely illustrative purposes: here’s three ways to dodge an Interpol team that’s after you. None of these is very suspenseful or new. Rotating the French flag 90 degrees so it becomes a Dutch flag is the only fun bit about these and it probably belongs to the Pirates of the Caribbean.

The movie follows Orlov’s career as he becomes every dictator’s favorite supplier. At one point, Andre Baptiste Sr (of Liberia) says:

Andre Baptiste Sr.: They say that I am the lord of war, but perhaps it is you.
Yuri Orlov: I believe it’s “warlord.”
Andre Baptiste Sr.: Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

The ending (which I won’t reveal) is anti-climatic and takes us to the beginning. Morale of the story: middle men are always in short supply (big demand) in the gun running business. Time for your next career move.

Roger Ebert classifies the title sequence as innovative but frankly it seemed very fake to me. It’s obvious the bullet is a fake because there’s simply no way for it to be in focus without any barrel distortion from the wide-angle lens. Anyway, Andrew Niccol is probably holding his breadth. The movie has yet to break even. It made 24M in the USA and is slated for world-wide release. I suggest you rent it when it comes on a DVD (or search for the Lord of War torrent).

Info: Lord of War
USA, 2005
Running Length: 2:02
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto, Ethan Hawke
Director: Andrew Niccol
Producer: Nicolas Cage
Screenplay: Andrew Niccol
Cinematography: Amir M. Mokri
Price check on budget gear

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4 Responses to “Review: Lord of War”


  1. 1 Jack Yan Dec 26th, 2005 at 8:41 am

    I see this movie is already out on DVD, and I hope it makes its money back. In Andrew Niccol’s home country, his movies get so little publicity that it makes New Zealanders seem like total hypocrites. I didn’t know it was released, though I did hear from Andrew’s father that he was working on it. No mention was made of the Kiwi connection to Zorro, and Simone got a release in one cinema on one day. Meanwhile, Peter Jackson gets fêted (mind you, even he was ignored for years by the New Zealand film establishment) and Lee Tamahori can’t escape attention thanks to his Maori name. Kiwis call themselves cinemagoers who are proud of their own, yet the distributors act to uphold Hollywood studio egos the best they can, and bugger patriotism.

  2. 2 Administrator Dec 27th, 2005 at 11:53 pm

    I know it’s probably beside the point but I recently saw Peter Jackson’s King Kong. Frankly, I think I liked Lord of War better. Even the title sequence which seemed a bit artifical is not as intrusive as the Trex trio in King Kong. They scream SFX…

    I think Andrew Niccol is doing an excellent job and should definitely get more recognition in New Zealand. Peter Jackson is a big star now but that doesn’t mean there are no other notable filmmakers.

  3. 3 Jack Yan Jan 31st, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    How very true—thank you for responding.

    I finally saw an advertisement for Lord of War—in Australia. I hope that means it’s coming here and that Andrew gets some recognition. Gattaca and The Truman Show did OK but he deserves a lot more publicity for even being a visionary.

    I liked King Kong but Naomi Watts, not the ape, made it for me. I just don’t go in for SFX and monster films, which are Jackson’s fortés. I’ve a lot of friends working on the SFX so I have a natural bias there, but when they are such a strong element of the film, I still have a slight aversion.

  4. 4 M. Straw Mar 22nd, 2006 at 8:44 am

    “Roger Ebert classifies the title sequence as innovative but frankly it seemed very fake to me. It’s obvious the bullet is a fake because there’s simply no way for it to be in focus without any barrel distortion from the wide-angle lens.”
    You’re a geek. Sometimes it’s OK to let emotional impact supplant technical veracity.

    All in all, it’s an interesting film (though a bit glossy), especially if Bryan Mealer’s recent Harper’s (Congo’s Daily Blood, April 2006) article is read directly before or after (not exaclty related, but relevant enough to grease the mental wheels).

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